How we work
Shipping windows, the no-returns policy, why there are no reviews yet, and what we refuse to put on the site.
Why we hold no inventory, and what that means for you as a buyer
Nothing here is made or shipped until somebody pays for it. What that buys you, what it costs you, and the six practical consequences for the way you order.
2 November 2026Why there are no customer reviews on this site yet, and what we will do when there are
We are new and the review count is zero. What we will never do to change that, how to spot a bought review anywhere, and what to use instead of stars for now.
2 November 2026Why some orders take 10 to 18 days, and why we say so
We hold no stock. Some items ship from a warehouse near you and some cross an ocean. Here is which is which and why we put it on the page.
2 November 2026Our policy on AI images, and what we will never do to a product photograph
What we will and will not do to a product photograph, why colour is the hardest part, and how to check any shop's images for signs they were generated.
2 November 2026How we decide what to sell, including a plain list of what we always reject
The test an object has to pass to get on this site, the five categories we reject outright and why, and what that narrowness costs us in sales.
2 November 2026